{"id":2743,"date":"2025-09-27T22:45:14","date_gmt":"2025-09-27T19:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/?p=2743"},"modified":"2025-09-27T22:45:14","modified_gmt":"2025-09-27T19:45:14","slug":"jednou-jsem-jela-autobusem-se-svou-ctyrletou-dcerou-lidi-nebylo-mnoho-ale-vsechna-sedadla-byla-obsazena-na-jedne-zastavce-nastoupila-starsi-zena-a-zacala-hledat-kam-by-si-sedla-moje-dcera-zdvoril","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/?p=2743","title":{"rendered":"Jednou jsem jela autobusem se svou \u010dty\u0159letou dcerou. Lidi nebylo mnoho, ale v\u0161echna sedadla byla obsazen\u00e1. Na jedn\u00e9 zast\u00e1vce nastoupila star\u0161\u00ed \u017eena a za\u010dala hledat, kam by si sedla. Moje dcera zdvo\u0159ile vstala, aby j\u00ed uvolnila m\u00edsto. Ale to, co pak \u0159ekla, rozesm\u00e1lo cel\u00fd autobus. V\u0161echny podrobnosti jsou v prvn\u00edm koment\u00e1\u0159i pod p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvkem."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Moje dcera za\u010dala mluvit docela brzy, ale jej\u00ed v\u011bty byly \u010dasto pro ciz\u00ed lidi nesrozumiteln\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jednou jedna jej\u00ed v\u011bta rozesm\u00e1la cel\u00fd autobus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lid\u00ed nebylo mnoho, ale v\u0161echna sedadla byla obsazen\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Po n\u011bkolika zast\u00e1vk\u00e1ch do autobusu nastoupila star\u0161\u00ed \u017eena.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moje dcera si j\u00ed v\u0161imla, pod\u00edvala se\u2026<br>Pak vstala a hlasit\u011b \u0159ekla:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"819\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/chexia.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/image1-819x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2744\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chexia.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/image1-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/chexia.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/image1-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/chexia.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/image1-768x960.jpg 768w, https:\/\/chexia.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/image1.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 819px) 100vw, 819px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Babi\u010dko, posa\u010f se na mou stoli\u010dku!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Star\u0161\u00ed \u017eena, dojat\u00e1 jej\u00edm gestem, se usm\u00e1la a posadila.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A pak moje dcera hrd\u011b dodala:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2014 Maminka m\u011b nau\u010dila uvol\u0148ovat m\u00edsto. V\u017edy ho d\u00e1v\u00e1m polomrtv\u00fdm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u017dena byla trochu p\u0159ekvapen\u00e1 a sna\u017eila se pochopit, co t\u00edm mysl\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vysv\u011btlila jsem, \u017ee dcera jen zam\u011bnila slova: m\u00edsto \u201estar\u0161\u00ed\u201c \u0159ekla \u201epolomrtv\u00ed\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cel\u00fd autobus propukl v sm\u00edch.<br>Dcera \u00fapln\u011b nech\u00e1pala, co se stalo, ale byla py\u0161n\u00e1, \u017ee se jej\u00ed \u010din v\u0161em l\u00edbil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Moje dcera za\u010dala mluvit docela brzy, ale jej\u00ed v\u011bty byly \u010dasto pro ciz\u00ed lidi nesrozumiteln\u00e9. Jednou jedna jej\u00ed v\u011bta rozesm\u00e1la cel\u00fd autobus. Lid\u00ed \n<a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/chexia.info\/?p=2743\"> [...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2744,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2743"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2743\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2745,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2743\/revisions\/2745"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}