{"id":3509,"date":"2025-11-02T19:09:53","date_gmt":"2025-11-02T16:09:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/?p=3509"},"modified":"2025-11-02T19:09:53","modified_gmt":"2025-11-02T16:09:53","slug":"nasel-jsem-ve-zcela-obycejne-klobase-flashku-nejdriv-jsem-si-myslel-ze-se-tam-dostala-nahodou-dokud-jsem-nezjistil-co-na-ni-je","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/?p=3509","title":{"rendered":"Na\u0161el jsem ve zcela oby\u010dejn\u00e9 klob\u00e1se flashku: nejd\u0159\u00edv jsem si myslel, \u017ee se tam dostala n\u00e1hodou, dokud jsem nezjistil, co na n\u00ed je."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

V\u010dera jsem si v obchod\u011b koupil oby\u010dejnou klob\u00e1su \u2013 nic zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edho, prost\u011b jsem si cht\u011bl ud\u011blat p\u00e1r sendvi\u010d\u016f. Doma jsem nakr\u00e1jel p\u00e1r kousk\u016f, najedl se a zbytek dal do lednice. V\u0161echno bylo v po\u0159\u00e1dku. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

R\u00e1no jsem se rozhodl ud\u011blat si sn\u00eddani, vyt\u00e1hl tu samou klob\u00e1su, vzal n\u016f\u017e \u2013 a najednou jsem si v\u0161iml, \u017ee se kr\u00e1j\u00ed n\u011bjak divn\u011b, jako by uvnit\u0159 bylo n\u011bco tvrd\u00e9ho. Myslel jsem, \u017ee t\u0159eba zmrzla. Ale kdy\u017e jsem od\u0159\u00edzl dal\u0161\u00ed pl\u00e1tek, n\u016f\u017e se zastavil. Pod\u00edval jsem se a z\u016fstal st\u00e1t jako opa\u0159en\u00fd \u2013 uprost\u0159ed klob\u00e1sy se n\u011bco lesklo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nejd\u0159\u00edv jsem si myslel, \u017ee je to kus kovu. Za\u010dal jsem to vytahovat \u2013 a z r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9 hmoty jsem vyt\u00e1hl\u2026 flashku. \u00dapln\u011b oby\u010dejnou, na n\u011bkolik gigabajt\u016f. Odporem se mi zvedl \u017ealudek \u2013 v\u017edy\u0165 jsem tu klob\u00e1su u\u017e jedl! Jak se v\u016fbec mohla flashka dostat do tov\u00e1rensk\u00e9ho v\u00fdrobku, a to ne zrovna levn\u00e9ho?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ale zv\u011bdavost byla siln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e znechucen\u00ed. Zapnul jsem po\u010d\u00edta\u010d, vlo\u017eil flashku \u2013 a ztuhl, kdy\u017e jsem uvid\u011bl, co na n\u00ed je. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Na flashce byla jen jedna slo\u017eka s n\u00e1zvem \u201eOPEN ME\u201c. Otev\u0159el jsem ji. Uvnit\u0159 byl jen jeden obr\u00e1zek. Na n\u011bm n\u011bjak\u00fd mu\u017e, kter\u00fd se sm\u00e1l p\u0159\u00edmo do kamery. Z\u016fstal jsem v \u0161oku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Upustil jsem my\u0161 a jen z\u00edral na obrazovku. Mo\u017en\u00e1 to byla jen n\u011bjak\u00e1 bl\u00e1zniv\u00e1 sranda, ale pro\u010d ji n\u011bkdo vlo\u017eil do j\u00eddla?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Te\u010f ani nev\u00edm, jestli m\u00e1m j\u00edt na policii, aby to vy\u0161et\u0159ili, nebo tu zatracenou klob\u00e1su prost\u011b vyhodit a zapomenout na v\u0161echno jako na bizarn\u00ed historku.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"V\u010dera jsem si v obchod\u011b koupil oby\u010dejnou klob\u00e1su \u2013 nic zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edho, prost\u011b jsem si cht\u011bl ud\u011blat p\u00e1r sendvi\u010d\u016f. Doma jsem nakr\u00e1jel p\u00e1r kousk\u016f, \n [...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3510,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3509"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3511,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3509\/revisions\/3511"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}