{"id":6278,"date":"2026-03-03T19:51:03","date_gmt":"2026-03-03T16:51:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/?p=6278"},"modified":"2026-03-03T19:51:03","modified_gmt":"2026-03-03T16:51:03","slug":"manzel-se-smal-jen-do-chvile-nez-jsem-ho-usadila-na-misto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/?p=6278","title":{"rendered":"Man\u017eel se sm\u00e1l jen do chv\u00edle, ne\u017e jsem ho usadila na m\u00edsto."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Man\u017eel se sm\u00e1l jen do chv\u00edle, ne\u017e jsem ho usadila na m\u00edsto.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Na sv\u00e9 \u010dty\u0159ic\u00e1t\u00e9 narozeniny jsem od man\u017eela dostala pr\u00e1zdnou krabi\u010dku od telefonu, zat\u00edmco tchyn\u011b nat\u00e1\u010dela mou reakci na sv\u016fj \u00fapln\u011b nov\u00fd iPhone. Jemu to p\u0159ipadalo velmi z\u00e1bavn\u00e9\u2026 ale jen do ur\u010dit\u00e9 chv\u00edle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Na jubileum jsem se dlouho p\u0159ipravovala \u2014 vyzdobila jsem d\u016fm, p\u0159ipravila poho\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed a pozvala rodinu i p\u0159\u00e1tele. Ve\u010der prob\u00edhal skv\u011ble: p\u0159\u00edpitky, sm\u00edch, hezk\u00e1 p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed. Byla jsem \u0161\u0165astn\u00e1, dokud nep\u0159i\u0161el \u010das na d\u00e1rky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

V duchu jsem doufala, \u017ee dostanu nov\u00fd telefon, proto\u017ee ten star\u00fd ned\u00e1vno ne\u0161\u0165astnou n\u00e1hodou skon\u010dil ve d\u0159ezu. Man\u017eel mi s \u00fasm\u011bvem podal v\u00fdraznou krabi\u010dku se zn\u00e1m\u00fdm logem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eTak otev\u0159i,\u201c \u0159ekl a sotva potla\u010doval sm\u00edch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Otev\u0159ela jsem ji\u2026 a uvnit\u0159 nebylo nic. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd telefon, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161enstv\u00ed. Jen pr\u00e1zdno.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Man\u017eel se sm\u00e1l a tchyn\u011b nat\u00e1\u010dela mou reakci na sv\u016fj nov\u00fd iPhone. Host\u00e9 ztichli a v m\u00edstnosti zavl\u00e1dlo trapn\u00e9 ticho.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Usm\u00e1la jsem se a pod\u011bkovala za \u201eorigin\u00e1ln\u00ed\u201c d\u00e1rek, ale uvnit\u0159 to ve mn\u011b v\u0159elo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kdy\u017e host\u00e9 ode\u0161li, klidn\u011b jsem sbalila n\u011bkolik jeho v\u011bc\u00ed, dala je do ta\u0161ky a postavila ke dve\u0159\u00edm. Zamkla jsem zevnit\u0159.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Za chv\u00edli zaklepal:
\u201eOtev\u0159i, zapomn\u011bl jsem kl\u00ed\u010de!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Odpov\u011bd\u011bla jsem:
\u201eM\u016f\u017ee\u0161 bydlet u maminky. Tam je veselo i iPhone. A j\u00e1 si zat\u00edm rozmysl\u00edm, jestli doma pot\u0159ebuji klauna.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Od t\u00e9 chv\u00edle u\u017e mu to v\u016fbec nep\u0159i\u0161lo vtipn\u00e9. N\u011bkdy maj\u00ed \u017eerty sv\u00e9 n\u00e1sledky. \ud83c\udf81\ud83d\udc94<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Man\u017eel se sm\u00e1l jen do chv\u00edle, ne\u017e jsem ho usadila na m\u00edsto. Na sv\u00e9 \u010dty\u0159ic\u00e1t\u00e9 narozeniny jsem od man\u017eela dostala pr\u00e1zdnou krabi\u010dku od \n [...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6279,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6278"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6278\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6280,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6278\/revisions\/6280"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}