{"id":7968,"date":"2026-05-20T20:04:56","date_gmt":"2026-05-20T17:04:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/?p=7968"},"modified":"2026-05-20T20:04:56","modified_gmt":"2026-05-20T17:04:56","slug":"fuj-baba-v-bikinach-jak-jsem-na-plazi-usadila-drzeho-zete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/?p=7968","title":{"rendered":"\u201eFuj, b\u00e1ba v bikin\u00e1ch!\u201c: Jak jsem na pl\u00e1\u017ei usadila drz\u00e9ho zet\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u201eFuj, b\u00e1ba v bikin\u00e1ch!\u201c: Jak jsem na pl\u00e1\u017ei usadila drz\u00e9ho zet\u011b<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Aspo\u0148 si vezmi pareo, d\u011bs\u00ed\u0161 lidi sv\u00fdmi tvary, \u2014 l\u00edn\u011b prot\u00e1hl Vitalik, oto\u010dil se na b\u0159icho a shrnul p\u00edsek m\u00fdm sm\u011brem. \u2014 V\u00e1\u017en\u011b, mami, v tv\u00e9m v\u011bku a je\u0161t\u011b dvojd\u00edln\u00e9 plavky?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00e1\u0161a, ani\u017e by odtrhla o\u010di od telefonu, jen ml\u010dky p\u0159ik\u00fdvla na jeho podporu. Klidn\u011b jsem si upravila ram\u00ednko podprsenky a vzpomn\u011bla si na rann\u00ed odraz v zrcadle: na sv\u00fdch dvaapades\u00e1t jsem vypadala docela dob\u0159e. T\u0159i tr\u00e9ninky t\u00fddn\u011b nebyly zbyte\u010dn\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 A co p\u0159esn\u011b ti vad\u00ed? \u2014 zeptala jsem se ledov\u00fdm t\u00f3nem, zat\u00edmco jsem si nat\u00edrala opalovac\u00ed kr\u00e9m a p\u0159edst\u00edrala, \u017ee si jeho posm\u011b\u0161k\u016f nev\u0161\u00edm\u00e1m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vitalik si pohrdav\u011b odfrkl. Bylo vid\u011bt, \u017ee si u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1, kolik je kolem lid\u00ed a jak m\u016f\u017ee hr\u00e1t divadlo pro publikum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Celou tu dovolenou jsem zaplatila j\u00e1: letenky, hotel, j\u00eddlo, koktejly \u2014 \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echno. A on, jako obvykle, u\u017e t\u0159et\u00edm rokem \u201ehledal s\u00e1m sebe\u201c, zat\u00edmco le\u017eel na gau\u010di a mudroval o tom, jak ho svazuje oby\u010dejn\u00fd \u017eivot. Zat\u00edmco D\u00e1\u0161a pracovala ve dvou zam\u011bstn\u00e1n\u00edch, on vedl hlubok\u00e9 \u0159e\u010di o osudu a odpo\u010d\u00edval na ciz\u00ed \u00fa\u010det.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vitalik miloval mluvit nahlas hlavn\u011b tehdy, kdy\u017e m\u011bl publikum. P\u0159ipadal si pak vtipn\u00fd a sebev\u011bdom\u00fd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Vitali, mohl bys doj\u00edt pro vodu? \u2014 po\u017e\u00e1dala ho ti\u0161e dcera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Te\u010f ne, je vedro. A\u0165 se rad\u0161i projde maminka, aspo\u0148 j\u00ed to prosp\u011bje, \u2014 m\u00e1vl rukou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pomalu jsem vstala. Na pl\u00e1\u017ei byl hluk: d\u011bti se sm\u00e1ly, racci k\u0159i\u010deli, prodava\u010di ob\u010derstven\u00ed se p\u0159ek\u0159ikovali. Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed m\u00edsto pro mal\u00e9 fin\u00e1le, pomyslela jsem si.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 D\u00e1\u0161o, no tak j\u00ed n\u011bco \u0159ekni, v\u017edy\u0165 je to trapn\u00e9! \u2014 pokra\u010doval ze\u0165 hlasit\u011bji, o\u010dividn\u011b kv\u016fli okoln\u00edm lidem. \u2014 V\u0161ichni se d\u00edvaj\u00ed!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

miloval p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u011bn\u00ed p\u0159ed publikem;
na jeho manipulace jsem u\u017e d\u00e1vno p\u0159estala reagovat;
dcera zat\u00edm ml\u010dela, ale bylo vid\u011bt, \u017ee je j\u00ed to nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sundala jsem lehk\u00fd p\u0159ehoz a z\u016fstala jen v jasn\u011b tyrkysov\u00fdch bikin\u00e1ch. Vitalik se dokonce nadzvedl na lokti, aby jeho dal\u0161\u00ed pozn\u00e1mka zazn\u011bla co nejhlasit\u011bji.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Fuj, b\u00e1ba v bikin\u00e1ch! \u2014 za\u0159val p\u0159es celou pl\u00e1\u017e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A pak jsem se k n\u011bmu oto\u010dila z\u00e1dy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

V tu chv\u00edli jeho sm\u00edch okam\u017eit\u011b utichl. Sklouzl z leh\u00e1tka a s tup\u00fdm \u017euchnut\u00edm spadl do p\u00edsku, sm\u011b\u0161n\u011b rozhazoval rukama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nespadl kv\u016fli ne\u0161ikovnosti. \u0160okovalo ho toti\u017e to, co jsem m\u011bla na z\u00e1dech.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u0159edchoz\u00ed ve\u010der jsem za\u0161la do salonu na promen\u00e1d\u011b, kde mi tat\u00e9r Nikita p\u016fl hodiny pe\u010dliv\u011b nan\u00e1\u0161el speci\u00e1ln\u00ed vod\u011bodolnou barvu p\u0159es \u0161ablonu. Sm\u00e1l se u toho tak, \u017ee mu tekly slzy, a nakonec si ani nevzal pen\u00edze \u2014 pr\u00fd na n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho jen tak nezapomene.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Velk\u00fdmi \u010dern\u00fdmi p\u00edsmeny jsem m\u011bla p\u0159es z\u00e1da naps\u00e1no:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eVITALIKU, TVOJE MILENKA SV\u011aTLANA \u010cEK\u00c1 NA ZAPLACEN\u00cd SAUNY. TCHYN\u011a O V\u0160EM V\u00cd.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A pod t\u00edm men\u0161\u00edm p\u00edsmem:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eP. S. PEN\u00cdZE NA DOVOLENOU JSEM ZABLOKOVALA.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Na pl\u00e1\u017ei zavl\u00e1dlo ticho. Pak n\u011bkdo vyprskl sm\u00edchy. A po n\u011bm dal\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Mami? \u2014 zachv\u011bl se D\u00e1\u0161in hlas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oto\u010dila jsem se zp\u00e1tky k nim i k pobaven\u00e9mu publiku. Vitalik se sna\u017eil vst\u00e1t, zamot\u00e1val se do ru\u010dn\u00edku a vypadal \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l zoufaleji. Ve tv\u00e1\u0159i mu nask\u00e1kaly rud\u00e9 skvrny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 To je vtip?! \u2014 zachrapt\u011bl a plival p\u00edsek. \u2014 Tob\u011b p\u0159esko\u010dilo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00e1\u0161a se pod\u00edvala na m\u011b, pak na sv\u00e9ho mu\u017ee. A poprv\u00e9 v jej\u00edch o\u010d\u00edch nebyl zmatek, ale zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed klid, jako by j\u00ed spadl k\u00e1men ze srdce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Sv\u011btlana? \u2014 zeptala se skoro lhostejn\u011b. \u2014 To je ta \u201emana\u017eerka logistiky\u201c, o kter\u00e9 jsi mluvil?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vitalik zbledl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 D\u00e1\u0161o, to je nesmysl! N\u011bjak\u00e1 blbost! Fotomont\u00e1\u017e! \u2014 za\u010dal koktat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jen jsem se pousm\u00e1la. Jeho telefon byl u\u017e d\u00e1vno synchronizovan\u00fd s tabletem, kter\u00fd nechal doma. Tajn\u00fd agent z n\u011bj opravdu nebyl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Lid\u00e9 kolem u\u017e neskr\u00fdvali pobaven\u00ed. Jeden mu\u017e dokonce vyk\u0159ikl:
\u2014 Bravo! \u2014 a pozvedl plechovku s pit\u00edm, jako by tleskal p\u0159edstaven\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00e1\u0161a ke mn\u011b p\u0159i\u0161la a vzala pareo. Ale m\u00edsto aby m\u011b zakryla, pevn\u011b ho sto\u010dila do provazu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Ty jsi mu opravdu zablokovala kartu? \u2014 zeptala se.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Ano. A zru\u0161ila jsem i jeho zp\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed letenku, \u2014 odpov\u011bd\u011bla jsem klidn\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vitalik \u00fapln\u011b ztratil p\u016fdu pod nohama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Vy to mysl\u00edte v\u00e1\u017en\u011b?! V\u017edy\u0165 j\u00e1 te\u010f nem\u00e1m ani korunu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Ale m\u00e1\u0161 Sv\u011btlanu, \u2014 odpov\u011bd\u011bla jsem. \u2014 Tak a\u0165 ti koup\u00ed letenku ona. Kdy\u017e je u v\u00e1s na logistiku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00e1\u0161a se najednou rozesm\u00e1la \u2014 ne zle, sp\u00ed\u0161 lehce a osvobozuj\u00edc\u00edm zp\u016fsobem. Pak zet\u011b prudce \u0161vihla sto\u010den\u00fdm pareem p\u0159es nohy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Okam\u017eit\u011b zmiz!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 D\u00e1\u0161o, co bl\u00e1zn\u00ed\u0161?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 VEN! \u2014 jej\u00ed hlas zazn\u011bl tak tvrd\u011b, \u017ee na okam\u017eik utichli i racci. \u2014 Do pokoje se nevracej. V\u011bci si vyzvedne\u0161 na recepci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vitalik se rozhl\u00e9dl kolem sebe, jako by \u010dekal zast\u00e1n\u00ed, ale cel\u00e1 pl\u00e1\u017e o\u010dividn\u011b st\u00e1la na stran\u011b \u201eb\u00e1by v bikin\u00e1ch\u201c. Vysko\u010dil, popadl pantofle a kulhav\u011b zmizel za sm\u00edchu rekreant\u016f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kdy\u017e se v\u0161echno uklidnilo, zhluboka jsem vydechla. Z\u00e1da m\u011b p\u00e1lila u\u017e jen od slunce, ne od studu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Hezk\u00e9 p\u00edsmo, \u2014 poznamenala D\u00e1\u0161a a prohl\u00ed\u017eela si n\u00e1pis. \u2014 Gotika?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Tat\u00e9r si dal opravdu z\u00e1le\u017eet, \u2014 usm\u00e1la jsem se.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 A jak ses o Sv\u011bt\u011b dozv\u011bd\u011bla?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Jeho telefon byl propojen\u00fd s tabletem, \u2014 vysv\u011btlila jsem. \u2014 Tak jednoduch\u00e9 to bylo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Znovu jsme se uvelebily na leh\u00e1tk\u00e1ch. Okolo postupn\u011b utichaly rozhovory a lid\u00e9 se vraceli ke sv\u00fdm v\u011bcem. Jen blond\u00fdnka vedle n\u00e1s na m\u011b mrkla a uk\u00e1zala palec nahoru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Mami, zbyl je\u0161t\u011b opalovac\u00ed kr\u00e9m? \u2014 zeptala se D\u00e1\u0161a.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vym\u00e1\u010dkla jsem trochu kr\u00e9mu do dlan\u011b a za\u010dala j\u00ed nat\u00edrat ramena.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 A co bude s Vitalikem? \u2014 zeptala se ti\u0161e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00e1\u0161a se pod\u00edvala na mo\u0159e a usm\u00e1la se.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 A\u0165 se d\u00e1l hled\u00e1. Jen tentokr\u00e1t za svoje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ve\u010der jsme spolu za\u0161ly do hotelov\u00e9 restaurace, objednaly si grilovanou rybu a l\u00e1hev v\u00edna. Na pokoji u\u017e Vitalik nebyl \u2014 jeho p\u0159\u00edtomnost p\u0159ipom\u00ednala jen osam\u011bl\u00e1 pono\u017eka pod postel\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kdy\u017e mi p\u0159i\u0161lo ozn\u00e1men\u00ed z banky o ne\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9m pokusu o platbu, jen jsem spokojen\u011b usm\u00e1la a objednala n\u00e1m nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed dezert v nab\u00eddce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u011bkdy toti\u017e ta nejlep\u0161\u00ed dovolen\u00e1 za\u010dne ve chv\u00edli, kdy kone\u010dn\u011b p\u0159estanete tolerovat ciz\u00ed drzost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A ten den jsme to s D\u00e1\u0161ou pochopily dokonale.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u201eFuj, b\u00e1ba v bikin\u00e1ch!\u201c: Jak jsem na pl\u00e1\u017ei usadila drz\u00e9ho zet\u011b \u2014 Aspo\u0148 si vezmi pareo, d\u011bs\u00ed\u0161 lidi sv\u00fdmi tvary, \u2014 l\u00edn\u011b prot\u00e1hl \n [...]<\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7969,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7968"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7970,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7968\/revisions\/7970"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chexia.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}